{"id":14186,"date":"2025-08-14T09:39:45","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T09:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/?p=14186"},"modified":"2025-08-14T09:39:45","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T09:39:45","slug":"are-you-totally-absolutely-unmitigatedly-and-irrevocably-a-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/14\/are-you-totally-absolutely-unmitigatedly-and-irrevocably-a-dumbass\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You totally, absolutely, unmitigatedly, and irrevocably,  A Dumbass?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"boldgrid-section\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"col-lg-12 col-md-12 col-xs-12 col-sm-12\">\n<p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yes, I get it. We all want that dewy, sun-kissed, just got back from Saint-Tropez glow. By all means, roast like a Costco rotisserie chicken in those UV 9 rays\u2014incinerate in your truth. For the love of god though. Just wear the damn sunscreen. It\u2019s not stopping all the UV rays from getting you tan, babe, it\u2019s just stopping you from getting cancer. Before anyone even tries to roll their eyes at me right now, piping up with a, \u201cbut I won\u2019t get as tan\u201d&#8230;okay?? And? You\u2019ll still get golden, it might just take a few more dates with the sun instead of one quite literally toxic fling. Wouldn\u2019t you rather have tan and glowingly beautiful, healthy skin rather than scales of leather before you hit 29? A raisin in the sun is a tragic play hon\u2026not a skincare goal. So yes, even if it\u2019s as low as SPF 30. I don\u2019t care. Slather it on. Reapply. Be obnoxious about it. Your older self (and your dermatologist) will thank you\u2026maybe even me. Hot girl summer is fun. Hot skin biopsy summer? Not so much.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I get it. We all want that dewy, sun-kissed, just got back from Saint-Tropez glow. By all means, roast like a Costco rotisserie chicken in those UV 9 rays\u2014incinerate in your truth. For the love of god though. Just wear the damn sunscreen. It\u2019s not stopping all the UV rays from getting you tan, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14186","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rage"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14188,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14186\/revisions\/14188"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}