{"id":14179,"date":"2025-08-14T09:31:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T09:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/?p=14179"},"modified":"2025-08-14T09:31:37","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T09:31:37","slug":"i-known-exact-assembly-method","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/14\/i-known-exact-assembly-method\/","title":{"rendered":"I Known Exact Assembly Method"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"boldgrid-section\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"col-lg-12 col-md-12 col-xs-12 col-sm-12\">\n<p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fight Club got so many things right. But you know what it\u2014or I guess Tyler Durdan\u2014got wrong? IKEA slaps. It\u2019s not dull and it\u2019s certainly not soulless. I mean\u2026is it quite possibly a symbol of the materialistic and consumer driven society we live in today? Perhaps. But you know what, in a city where a \u201cdresser\u201d on Facebook Marketplace means three drawers and a possible bedbug colony for $150, IKEA is a furnishing&nbsp;and fixture utopia. Where else can you get a couch, Swedish meatballs, and a relationship-ending argument in a showroom labyrinth in just one afternoon? The Brooklyn location is a chaotic paradise, but also a land of salvation if you will. Half furniture showroom, half pilgrimage site for people trying to fix their lives with a $60 \u00d6KENSAND. You walk in with nothing but a tote and a dream. You leave with a plant named FEKJA, a N\u00c5LBLECKA you didn\u2019t know you needed, and a renewed will to live. Yes, you will get lost in the abyss. The carts will steer like absolute sh*t. But there\u2019s nothing like the serotonin of assembling yourself a MALM at midnight and feeling, just for a moment, like you\u2019ve accomplished something today. Everyone should go. Just not on Sunday.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fight Club got so many things right. But you know what it\u2014or I guess Tyler Durdan\u2014got wrong? IKEA slaps. It\u2019s not dull and it\u2019s certainly not soulless. I mean\u2026is it quite possibly a symbol of the materialistic and consumer driven society we live in today? Perhaps. But you know what, in a city where a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14179","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14181,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14179\/revisions\/14181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}