When people are young, there is a deep fascination with going out and getting drunk with your friends. The idea of it seems so fun as you\u2019re getting dressed and putting on your extravagant makeup. But once I step outside in my little mini skirt and top, I almost immediately regret my decision. You subway downtown to the club only to get there and be faced with rude bouncers who won\u2019t even bat an eye if you aren\u2019t hot enough. Then once you finally are granted entry after waiting in an absurdly long line, the club is somehow empty? What makes matters worse is that they\u2019re playing house music and people are standing around bouncing like sims. Then some weird promoter, you\u2019re forced to be friendly with, is handing you a vodka-cran, as if it is the best drink you\u2019ll ever taste. Never have I had a more boring drink. As the club starts filling up with more people you start to convince yourself it will be more fun now. Oh, how wrong assumptions can be. All of a sudden, people can\u2019t seem to stand up straight, and now you\u2019ve got vodka-cran dripping down your legs. It almost makes you miss the bouncing sims.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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