{"id":11966,"date":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/a-frat-lap-with-frat-swoop-goobs-and-nibs-gurked-on-frat-water\/"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","slug":"a-frat-lap-with-frat-swoop-goobs-and-nibs-gurked-on-frat-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/a-frat-lap-with-frat-swoop-goobs-and-nibs-gurked-on-frat-water\/","title":{"rendered":"A Frat Lap with Frat Swoop Goobs and NIBs Gurked on Frat Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>t\u2019s not that long ago that I went to my fair share of college parties\u2026 frat parties. And the species that is the frat brother has always always intrigued me. Even though I have MANY questions for the Chads and Brads of the world, my top question will always be what is with the weird fake voices they all seem to have?? Like\u2026 there is quite literally nothing that brings me more rage than hearing the classic \u201csah dewde\u201d in that GOD AWFUL voice that they do, a \u201cfraccent\u201d as I like to call it. Serious, S E R I O U S question to any frat boy: why talk like that if literally everyone knows that\u2019s not how normal voices sound and it makes you even more of a laughing stock than you already are? Maybe this is my toxic trait but I just can\u2019t respect anyone if they\u2019re talking in the fraccent\u2026 You look silly boys #endthefraccent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>t\u2019s not that long ago that I went to my fair share of college parties\u2026 frat parties. And the species that is the frat brother has always always intrigued me. Even though I have MANY questions for the Chads and Brads of the world, my top question will always be what is with the weird [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11967,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11966","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rage"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11966\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}