{"id":11962,"date":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/things-go-better-with\/"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:49","slug":"things-go-better-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/things-go-better-with\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Go Better with\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Find someone who likes Diet Coke as much as me. Spoiler alert \u2013 you can\u2019t. I\u2019m Diet Coke\u2019s biggest fan. I spend way too much money on it. I keep all the Diet Coke employees on payroll. That\u2019s all me. So forgive me if I sound like a psycho, but I\u2019m a bit of a Diet Coke elitist. You think it\u2019s the same as Coke Zero? I\u2019ll slap you in the face. Prefer Diet Pepsi? Never speak to me again. Ask me why I can\u2019t drink regular Coca-Cola? Flee the country, because I am coming after you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Find someone who likes Diet Coke as much as me. Spoiler alert \u2013 you can\u2019t. I\u2019m Diet Coke\u2019s biggest fan. I spend way too much money on it. I keep all the Diet Coke employees on payroll. That\u2019s all me. So forgive me if I sound like a psycho, but I\u2019m a bit of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11963,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11962","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rave"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11962\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}