{"id":11920,"date":"2025-03-02T10:02:45","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me-dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me\/"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:02:45","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:45","slug":"dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me-dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me-dont-stand-dont-stand-so-dont-stand-so-close-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t stand, don\u2019t stand so Don\u2019t stand so close to me Don\u2019t stand, don\u2019t stand so Don\u2019t stand so close to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t know what\u2019s causing this to happen. Maybe it\u2019s something subconscious that people do when it\u2019s colder. Maybe the world is out to get me. Either way, I just ask one thing of everyone that has ever been in my vicinity: do not walk too close to me. Don\u2019t know if you\u2019re too close? That\u2019s totally fine, let me help you. You\u2019re too close if I can hear you breathing. You\u2019re too close if I can feel your body heat. You\u2019re too close if you accidentally brush against me. You\u2019re too close if I can identify the song leaking through your airpods. You\u2019re too close if someone isn\u2019t able to walk between us without touching either one of us. It\u2019s quite easy if you\u2019re paying attention to it, which I always am. Just look down at our shadows and make sure they\u2019re still social distancing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t know what\u2019s causing this to happen. Maybe it\u2019s something subconscious that people do when it\u2019s colder. Maybe the world is out to get me. Either way, I just ask one thing of everyone that has ever been in my vicinity: do not walk too close to me. Don\u2019t know if you\u2019re too close? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11921,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11920","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rage"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11920\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}