{"id":11906,"date":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/a-pictures-worth-a-thousand-words\/"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","slug":"a-pictures-worth-a-thousand-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/a-pictures-worth-a-thousand-words\/","title":{"rendered":"A Picture\u2019s Worth a Thousand Words!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The jig is up: y\u2019all can\u2019t actually be reading on the subway. I simply don\u2019t believe it. Every time I see a little indie motherfucker on the train pretending to read I just roll my eyes because there\u2019s no way, in this crowded ass metro that is rocking around constantly, are you actually able to read any words off that page of \u201cCrime and Punishment.\u201d Be so for real right now. I am convinced you guys are pretending just to look cool and mysterious, when in reality, you\u2019re going to have to go back and re-read those three pages that you pretended to flip through during your 15 minute ride. Don\u2019t even get me started on the people who are STANDING too. Like okay maybe if you\u2019re sitting and at relatively calm hour, you might comprehend some of what you\u2019re \u201creading,\u201d but standing in a packed car? Impossible. Just stop pretending and stare off into the abyss like the rest of us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The jig is up: y\u2019all can\u2019t actually be reading on the subway. I simply don\u2019t believe it. Every time I see a little indie motherfucker on the train pretending to read I just roll my eyes because there\u2019s no way, in this crowded ass metro that is rocking around constantly, are you actually able to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11907,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11906","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rage"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11906\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}