{"id":11900,"date":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/you-dont-send-me-flowers-anymore-thank-god\/"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:02:41","slug":"you-dont-send-me-flowers-anymore-thank-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/you-dont-send-me-flowers-anymore-thank-god\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cYou Don\u2019t Send Me Flowers Anymore\u2026: Thank God."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t give me flowers. I can feel them before I see them. The amount of times my mother has come home with a bouquet that I didn\u2019t notice\u2014that is, until I\u2019m sneezing and my eyes are watering enough to keep them alive that I notice that pungent perfume in the air. What\u2019s the point of buying someone a gift that\u2019s going to die by the end of the month, anyways? Don\u2019t buy me flowers. If you\u2019re going to spend twenty dollars on me, just get me a gift card. I\u2019m the only one that knows what I want. Besides that what gives us humans the right to cut these blossoms in the prime just for our own gratification. They do serve a purpose you know. It\u2019s just another example of how we ride roughshod over EVERYTHING for our own pleasure. Just because we can. Think about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t give me flowers. I can feel them before I see them. The amount of times my mother has come home with a bouquet that I didn\u2019t notice\u2014that is, until I\u2019m sneezing and my eyes are watering enough to keep them alive that I notice that pungent perfume in the air. What\u2019s the point of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11900","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rage"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11900\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}