So No Onomastics Experts here then?
\nDear Starbucks: you make me want to be a different person. And no, I don\u2019t mean a better person or a more admirable person. I mean literally a different person, with a different name and a different identity. How else should I cope with the fact that you butcher my name every morning? Why do you even bother to ask for a name if you\u2019re going to slaughter it? – just give me an order number. That\u2019s way less embarrassing than having to respond when you call out \u2018Tara\u2019 or \u2018Tyra.\u2019 My name is Tiernan. It\u2019s not phonetically that difficult and I\u2019m most definitely a man. My parents did not hate me enough to name me a girl\u2019s name. But you do, Starbucks. You hate me. And I think it\u2019s probably time to break off our relationship – Dunkin\u2019s is closer to my apartment anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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