{"id":11823,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:12","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/and-teach-your-parents-well\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:12","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:12","slug":"and-teach-your-parents-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/and-teach-your-parents-well\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;And teach your parents well&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;And teach your parents well&#8230;<br \/>\nI don\u2019t care about your children. I\u2019m sorry. I figured since they didn\u2019t spring from my loins you would have understood my detachment, but I don\u2019t think you\u2019ve quite received the message. My service job sucks and it certainly doesn\u2019t get any sunnier when your kids are running up and down the restaurant causing all sorts of mayhem. I\u2019m sorry, but rolling your eyes and shrugging isn\u2019t good enough. \u201cKids will be kids!\u201d you seem to laugh. \u201cAren\u2019t they darling?\u201d Short answer: no. It\u2019s a fucking liberty to try out your parenting skills on the rest of us! Or maybe you\u2019re just a lazy biatch. So here it is, how about you teach your kids to sit in a chair, quiet themselves, and quit asserting their adorableness to everyone. It\u2019s not the kid\u2019s fault (yet), it\u2019s yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;And teach your parents well&#8230; I don\u2019t care about your children. I\u2019m sorry. I figured since they didn\u2019t spring from my loins you would have understood my detachment, but I don\u2019t think you\u2019ve quite received the message. My service job sucks and it certainly doesn\u2019t get any sunnier when your kids are running up and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9727,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11823","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11823\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}