No, Einstein was a genius you overpriced little weed
\nAfter almost five months with a keyboard that wouldn\u2019t type 6 or 7, I finally decided to man up and take the damn thing to the A****store. The mall could be deserted, but the A**** store is guaranteed to be a zoo (sometimes literally, with kids on leashes and puppies in handbags). Hi, my laptop is broken and I need customer service\u2026yes, I bought your overpriced extended warrantee. I have to make an appointment? No appointments until 3 p.m. tomorrow? Fine. I returned to an equally crowded scene from an Hieronymus Bosch painting
\nthe next day and manage to navigate to the check-in desk. Enter genius boy. “Your laptop is dented”. Yes, I know that, but it doesn\u2019t affect it \u2013 but I do need my 6 and 7. They\u2019re both in my phone number, after all. “That will be $700 to fix the dent.” Thank you for your help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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