{"id":11786,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:10","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/oh-happy-days\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:10","slug":"oh-happy-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/oh-happy-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Happy Days!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Happy Days!<br \/>\nI might be young but the night is not. I&#8217;m not anti-parties but I am anti-waiting around till a get together gets it together and gets exciting. This wouldn&#8217;t pose as an issue if I could stealthily perform an Irish goodbye when I lose interest. Unfortunately, my friends are scarily perceptive. they feel my ennui, become aware of my impending departure, notice my absence then drag me right back just before I reach the front door. They&#8217;re great don&#8217;t get me wrong. but I just can not for the life of me make boring, pointless small talk to fill up the time till the high octane fuel (read alchohol ) kicks in and the party turns around. Just get there later you might say. Great, if those same friends weren&#8217;t so easily offended when I suggest a twelve o&#8217;clock blast instead of an eight o&#8217;clock fart fest. Sorry Glor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Happy Days! I might be young but the night is not. I&#8217;m not anti-parties but I am anti-waiting around till a get together gets it together and gets exciting. This wouldn&#8217;t pose as an issue if I could stealthily perform an Irish goodbye when I lose interest. Unfortunately, my friends are scarily perceptive. they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11786","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11786\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}