I\u2019m young and tech savvy, but I just don\u2019t get Twitter. Who the hell
\ncares? Even celebrity tweets are inane and useless. I don\u2019t care what
\nAshton Kutcher had for breakfast, and I certainly don\u2019t give a flying fuck
\nwhere Average-Joe is going for Happy Hour tonight. I don\u2019t want to read in
\n140 characters or less that you just ate an awesome sandwich. If you have
\nto take the time to tweet every asinine thought in your head, your life is
\nnot interesting enough to read about. Also, anyone who uses the word
\n\u201ctweet\u201d or any variation of such in a conversation should be punched.
\nHard. Get off Twitter and get a fucking life already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m young and tech savvy, but I just don\u2019t get Twitter. Who the hell cares? Even celebrity tweets are inane and useless. I don\u2019t care what Ashton Kutcher had for breakfast, and I certainly don\u2019t give a flying fuck where Average-Joe is going for Happy Hour tonight. I don\u2019t want to read in 140 characters […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11771","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11771\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}