Weird Food
\nKale smoothies. Chia seeds. Flaxmeal. Gluten-free. If I\u2019m subjected to anymore of this health craze, I\u2019m going to go fucking insane. People, why is it that this year is the year of health issues? Y\u2019all had no problem with eating Doritos and donuts five years ago. To the people who are \u2018allergic\u2019: I have photo evidence of your ass at Taco Bell back in the day. I have had it up to here with people telling me they can\u2019t have this, can\u2019t eat that, because they\u2019re \u2018allergic.\u2019 I understand that maybe one out of every five people who say they are allergic or cannot digest shit like gluten are actually allergic, but to the hordes of people who have this health \u2018plague,\u2019 you guys need to chill. I want to rip out your faces at restaurants when you take twenty minutes to order because you need to ask the manager if the house salad has fucking gluten in it. I\u2019m all for people being healthy, but you can be healthy without being \u2018allergic.\u2019 You can be healthy without going to Trader Joe\u2019s every week to spend absurd amounts of money on \u2018certified organic\u2019 foods. And for christ\u2019s sake, stop shoving your health shit down my throat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Weird Food Kale smoothies. Chia seeds. Flaxmeal. Gluten-free. If I\u2019m subjected to anymore of this health craze, I\u2019m going to go fucking insane. People, why is it that this year is the year of health issues? Y\u2019all had no problem with eating Doritos and donuts five years ago. To the people who are \u2018allergic\u2019: I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9619,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11764","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11764\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}