{"id":11728,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/tequila-sunrise-er-i-mean-literally\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:09","slug":"tequila-sunrise-er-i-mean-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/tequila-sunrise-er-i-mean-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"Tequila sunrise&#8230; er, I mean literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tequila sunrise&#8230; er, I mean literally<br \/>\nWhy oh why is it that when someone buys me a shot it&#8217;s always tequila. Tequila is wonderful with lemonade and in margaritas, but god as a shot its fucking disgusting. If people just asked me what type of shot I want I could avoid begging the bartender to take it back. And better yet if the bartender doesn&#8217;t take the shot, I can avoid the bad decisions that always follow tequila!!<br \/>\nMaggie S<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tequila sunrise&#8230; er, I mean literally Why oh why is it that when someone buys me a shot it&#8217;s always tequila. Tequila is wonderful with lemonade and in margaritas, but god as a shot its fucking disgusting. If people just asked me what type of shot I want I could avoid begging the bartender to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11728","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11776,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11728\/revisions\/11776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}