{"id":11726,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:05","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/compensating-bigger-the-truck-smaller-the-p\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:05","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:05","slug":"compensating-bigger-the-truck-smaller-the-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/compensating-bigger-the-truck-smaller-the-p\/","title":{"rendered":"Compensating? Bigger the TRUCK, smaller the P****?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Compensating? Bigger the TRUCK, smaller the P****?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s safe to say most of my rants have to do with men. Just the stupidity of them. Today I&#8217;m walking to work at 9:30 in the morning. 9:30. IN. THE. MORNING. and some asshole sees me crossing 9th Ave and instead of waiting for me to finish crossing like a decent person, he revs up his engine and ZOOOOOMS right by me, with his stupid exhaust popping so fuckin loud. WHERE. WHERE is the necessity in that?? It doesn&#8217;t make you look cool, or attractive, or anything more than just fucking small and annoying. So, I did the only thing I felt was right at the time; flipped him the double LITTLE finger and went on with my day. God I fuckin hate men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Compensating? Bigger the TRUCK, smaller the P****? It&#8217;s safe to say most of my rants have to do with men. Just the stupidity of them. Today I&#8217;m walking to work at 9:30 in the morning. 9:30. IN. THE. MORNING. and some asshole sees me crossing 9th Ave and instead of waiting for me to finish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11726","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11726\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}