{"id":11717,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/parenting-by-numbers\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","slug":"parenting-by-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/parenting-by-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Parenting By Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parenting By Numbers<br \/>\nRecently, I saw a woman reading Parenting for Dummies. Am I the only one that finds this disturbing? Accounting for Dummies and Golf for&nbsp; Dummies I understand. But are we equating raising a child with fumbling around with a calculator or a putter? I don\u2019t know what\u2019s worse, the guy that came up with the idea for this book or the expectant parents that actually buy it.<br \/>\nIt kills me to see how late parents keep their kids up at night.<br \/>\nI was riding home on the Subway one Saturday night to find this<br \/>\nwoman yelling at her young son to stay awake. It was one in the morning! Fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parenting By Numbers Recently, I saw a woman reading Parenting for Dummies. Am I the only one that finds this disturbing? Accounting for Dummies and Golf for&nbsp; Dummies I understand. But are we equating raising a child with fumbling around with a calculator or a putter? I don\u2019t know what\u2019s worse, the guy that came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9525,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11717","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11717\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}