{"id":11711,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/coffee-mate\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:03","slug":"coffee-mate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/coffee-mate\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Mate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coffee Mate<br \/>\nThere are many great mysteries in life. Is Area 51 filled with aliens? What happens after we die? Who really killed JFK? But by far the greatest is this: Why the fuck does D***** coffee taste like absolute crack one day, and sewer water the next??? I promise I\u2019m not the only one that thinks this &#8211; I\u2019ve seen people talk about it all over TikTok. But seriously, I\u2019m an East coaster and I NEED my morning coffee, so why is it that every blue moon or so, my caramel macchiato tastes like it&#8217;s been mixed in with a scoop of Hudson river???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coffee Mate There are many great mysteries in life. Is Area 51 filled with aliens? What happens after we die? Who really killed JFK? But by far the greatest is this: Why the fuck does D***** coffee taste like absolute crack one day, and sewer water the next??? I promise I\u2019m not the only one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9513,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11711","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11711\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}