Read the room, bro. I swear sometimes men pick the most horrendous moments to make a move on you and it catches me off guard every time. The other night, I was hanging out with some friends and there was this guy there who I had just met that night. To give some context on this man, imagine the most insufferable Political Science major with the worst case of Mr. Know-It-All and times that by 100 and you\u2019ll have this guy\u2019s personality. Talking at a speed of 1,000 words per minute, I swear he could man-splain every topic out there\u2013 safe to say we all had headaches by the end of the night. Anyways, at the end of the night we are sitting on a couch with two of my other friends and homeboy is capital D Drunk. At one point, my two friends get up to go to the bathroom and I am left with the extremely inebriated Poli-Sci douche. We start chatting and I tell him about how I used to live in a town that was known for a major massacre of students during the Brazilian dictatorship so we talk about that for a little. I kid you not, the last words he says before he leans in to try to kiss me are \u201cyeah, the Brazilian dictatorship was pretty bad they did some unspeakable things.\u201d I just want to know, what about that conversation gave foreplay?? What made him think, yeah military dictatorship is really setting the mood right now. The audacity of men is insane to me. I took one look at his \u201cleaning in to kiss you\u201d face, got up, and left the building. Not today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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