{"id":11697,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/bagwash-laundry-blues\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","slug":"bagwash-laundry-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/bagwash-laundry-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Bagwash Laundry Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bagwash Laundry Blues<br \/>\nIs it just me, or does my laundromat think I&#8217;m running a mini-mint at home? Seriously, &#8216;Does Anyone Have a Quarter?&#8217; Because my laundromat&#8217;s idea of change is a ten-dollar bill. I decided to get out of my sweatpants and dress cute last week and now I\u2019m 20 dollars, or 80 quarters, out. These laundry prices are so sky-high that I half-expect my washing machine to offer me a spa day as part of the deal. I just want clean clothes, not an emotional breakdown in the laundry room.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.songfacts.com\/facts\/george-formby\/chinese-laundry-blues<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bagwash Laundry Blues Is it just me, or does my laundromat think I&#8217;m running a mini-mint at home? Seriously, &#8216;Does Anyone Have a Quarter?&#8217; Because my laundromat&#8217;s idea of change is a ten-dollar bill. I decided to get out of my sweatpants and dress cute last week and now I\u2019m 20 dollars, or 80 quarters, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9339,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11697","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11697\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}