{"id":11688,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/this-door-swings-both-ways\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:02","slug":"this-door-swings-both-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/this-door-swings-both-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"This Door Swings Both Ways."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Door Swings Both Ways.<br \/>\nI\u2019m flattered by your displays of civility. I really am. In a city where everyone is just plain mean, I\u2019m humbled by the fact that you would hold a door open for me. But when I\u2019m a good five paces behind you, it becomes something of an inconvenience. Because now I have to run &#8211; perform that awkward half lumber\/half jog &#8211; just to accept this chivalrous gesture. It\u2019s not helpful for me, it\u2019s not helpful for you. For once, just let the door slam in my face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Door Swings Both Ways. I\u2019m flattered by your displays of civility. I really am. In a city where everyone is just plain mean, I\u2019m humbled by the fact that you would hold a door open for me. But when I\u2019m a good five paces behind you, it becomes something of an inconvenience. Because now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9323,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11688","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}