{"id":11682,"date":"2025-02-24T12:21:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/p-s-i-love-you-you-you-you\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:21:00","slug":"p-s-i-love-you-you-you-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/p-s-i-love-you-you-you-you\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;P.S., I Love You, you, you, you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;P.S., I Love You, you, you, you&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u2019m enjoying coffee when my girlfriend lovingly looks at me and asks her favorite question, \u201cWhat are you thinking?\u201d The truth, I was thinking about what would happen if you farted into a black hole. I wouldn\u2019t mind the question if she actually meant what she asked. Because the truth is, she doesn\u2019t care what I\u2019m thinking about unless it pertains to her. It would be fine if she really wanted to know and laughed or joined me in my pondering or \u2013 but no \u2013 this was not her reaction. So why the fuck am I in trouble because my answer isn\u2019t what she wanted it to be? Here\u2019s a tip, whenever they ask that fucking question, \u201cwhat are you thinking?\u201d save yourself the trouble and just say, \u201cYou.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;P.S., I Love You, you, you, you&#8230; I\u2019m enjoying coffee when my girlfriend lovingly looks at me and asks her favorite question, \u201cWhat are you thinking?\u201d The truth, I was thinking about what would happen if you farted into a black hole. I wouldn\u2019t mind the question if she actually meant what she asked. Because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9311,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11682","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}