{"id":11663,"date":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/whaaaaat\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","slug":"whaaaaat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/whaaaaat\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!<br \/>\nSubway etiquette. I can&#8217;t believe this is something that people still need help with, but it seems there is always room for a refresher on how to act like a decent human. Let&#8217;s start with your bicycle. WHY ARE YOU BRINGING IT ON THE TRAIN? The point of the damn thing is that it has wheels and you&#8217;ve decided to use them instead of a car, taxi or subway car. Your bicycle is long. Yes, I grant you it&#8217;s thin, but the length of the damn thing is nearly half a row of seating in most cars. In a crowded train car, nobody wants to get caught in the gears or risk having it wheeled over ones foot in case of a sudden stop, and so regardless of its thin nature nobody. Congratulations, you&#8217;ve just helped yourself to about 5 feet of empty space. Asshole. Next let&#8217;s move onto that giant tank you have the nerve to call a baby carriage. No, it&#8217;s not the length of a bicycle. But it does take up the space of 5 average men by 5 average men. Then you have the nerve to park it in front of you, straight across the middle of the car, blocking all traffic around you. There is not enough room on this train car for that shit. Fold it and hold it, or get yourself tucked into a corner. If you don&#8217;t, you don&#8217;t get to act indignant when someone stumbles into the damn thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHAAAAAT!!!!!!! Subway etiquette. I can&#8217;t believe this is something that people still need help with, but it seems there is always room for a refresher on how to act like a decent human. Let&#8217;s start with your bicycle. WHY ARE YOU BRINGING IT ON THE TRAIN? The point of the damn thing is that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9275,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11663","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11663\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}