{"id":11662,"date":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/those-boots-werent-made-for-walking-fool\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","slug":"those-boots-werent-made-for-walking-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/those-boots-werent-made-for-walking-fool\/","title":{"rendered":"Those Boots Weren&#8217;t Made For Walking&#8230;Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those Boots Weren&#8217;t Made For Walking&#8230;Fool<br \/>\nWhen you wear those shoes I want to die. And I&#8217;m not speaking in hyperbole, I mean I really truly want to throw my body into the road until I&#8217;m run over by a big rig or a city bus. What are those, sneakers? Hiking boots? A clever combination of both? Wow, that&#8217;s great, because I&#8217;ve been looking for the appropriate shoe for my mountain climbing\/cross training excursions. And thank goodness you wore them on 28th St., lord knows the sidewalk outside the Dunkin&#8217;s can be pretty damn treacherous. You don&#8217;t deserve to breathe, and I&#8217;m really angry that my vote counts the same as yours. Thanks for ruining democracy, jerk off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those Boots Weren&#8217;t Made For Walking&#8230;Fool When you wear those shoes I want to die. And I&#8217;m not speaking in hyperbole, I mean I really truly want to throw my body into the road until I&#8217;m run over by a big rig or a city bus. What are those, sneakers? Hiking boots? A clever combination [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9273,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11662","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11662\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}