{"id":11659,"date":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/can-you-hear-me-now\/"},"modified":"2025-06-22T13:21:57","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T13:21:57","slug":"can-you-hear-me-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/can-you-hear-me-now\/","title":{"rendered":"<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;&#8230; CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW&#8230;?&#8221;<\/span>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230; CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hello, public transportation seat neighbor. I\u2019m sorry to hear that your spouse misses you so terribly and wishes you didn\u2019t have to work so late, but I\u2019m happy that you will be making it up by trying out those new \u201cspecial toys\u201d later. I\u2019m sorry that your boss was an asshole at work today and that he might be stealing your oatmeal packets, but it\u2019s a good thing you have a friend to call and discuss the situation for fifteen minutes. Your Chinese food order sounds delicious, really, and Moo-Shoo chicken happens to be my favorite dish as well, but honestly, shut the fuck up and stop talking so loudly on your cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230; CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW&#8230;?&#8221; Hello, public transportation seat neighbor. I\u2019m sorry to hear that your spouse misses you so terribly and wishes you didn\u2019t have to work so late, but I\u2019m happy that you will be making it up by trying out those new \u201cspecial toys\u201d later. I\u2019m sorry that your boss was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12380,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659\/revisions\/12380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}