{"id":11654,"date":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/yeah-right\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:59","slug":"yeah-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/yeah-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah Right!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah Right!!<br \/>\nIt\u2019s rush hour, and 100 people that don\u2019t know each other are crammed in a single subway car, falling on top of each other. Short people are trying to find oxygen, fat people are trying to find a corner to move to, and tall people are trying not to step on everyone else. We start to pull up to the station, and before the train even stops someone behind you says \u201cExcuse me\u201d and waits expectantly for you to move so they can be closer to the doors when they open. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I can\u2019t move, I hate life at the moment, and you seriously expect me to move. Maybe I\u2019m getting off at this station, hm? Maybe, since I\u2019m closer to the door, we should wait and see what happens. While I\u2019m at it: I don\u2019t care how badly you want to sit down\u2014let people getting off exit the train first!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah Right!! It\u2019s rush hour, and 100 people that don\u2019t know each other are crammed in a single subway car, falling on top of each other. Short people are trying to find oxygen, fat people are trying to find a corner to move to, and tall people are trying not to step on everyone else. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11654","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11654\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}