{"id":11626,"date":"2025-02-24T12:20:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/are-avocados-toast\/"},"modified":"2025-02-24T12:20:57","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T12:20:57","slug":"are-avocados-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/are-avocados-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201c&#8230; Are Avocados Toast?&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I ordered a sandwich and the barista assumed I wanted avocado on it. I like avocados, but when I saw the $2 additional charge, I liked them a lot less. When did it become the norm to have avocados on everything? Toast? Sure. Eggs? Sure. Sushi? Sure. Ice cream? I don&#8217;t know. I get it, some people love them, that\u2019s fine. But do not charge me extra for something that I only kind of wanted: consent is important!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I ordered a sandwich and the barista assumed I wanted avocado on it. I like avocados, but when I saw the $2 additional charge, I liked them a lot less. When did it become the norm to have avocados on everything? Toast? Sure. Eggs? Sure. Sushi? Sure. Ice cream? I don&#8217;t know. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9133,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11626","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bitch"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11626\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev2025-2-2.movesflash.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}