As a natural blonde, I am socially obligated to follow the reputation that “Blondes Have More Fun” and are in fact the superior hair color. But! after much review, I have come to find the Winter Season Hates Blondes.
See, blondes are already on the outs. You have the natural blondes that try desperately to keep their color intact throughout the year, and then you have the fake blondes that take a trip to
the hair salon every month for their “touch up.”
Regardless, I have found most people have a thing against blondes; they think we’re dumb or too ditzy to carry a
conversation and that’s fine. I can handle the occasional stereotypical comments but I cannot and WILL NOT handle the
way the winter season treats us blondes.
No matter how much product I use to keep my natural color, my hair is absolutely unrecognizable depending on the time of the year. In the summer, she is flowing and glowing in her natural
beach waves. In the WINTER, she’s fucking flat and DRY.
There is no flowing, there is no glowing, there is nothing. Just boring hair getting stuck to every sweater and hat I own and
refusing to stay in the style I desperately try to put it in.
Now, the biggest problem with blonde winter hair is what I like to call the “Root Dilema”. See, in the winter when I lose that sun glow because its negative fuckin’ 2 degrees outside, my roots get dark and do not match the bottom half of my hair. And when I say dark, I mean dark. I look like a fucking bumblebee on my
head- Black and yellow, black and yellow. It’s embarrassing!
To make matters even worse, brunettes never have to worry about this dilemma. Their hair is always same color regardless
of season. Bitches. For the first time, I have really begun to envy those brunettes.
Oh god, did I really just say that? What has winter done to me??
