Who Wears Short Shorts…?

Summer has struck in all her glory, and with summer comes a fresh new wardrobe. You’ve stuffed all your wool sweaters and hot pants at the bottom of your drawer in favor of tank tops, skirts, t-shirts, and your One Good Pair of shorts. You know the pair: you bought it a couple of years ago on a whim, thinking to yourself how you never find shorts that fit you just right, and when you wore them out for the first time the next day they immediately became the only pair you ever wear anymore. They make you into exactly the type of Summer Person you want to be – sexy, sporty, stylish, you name it – all while hugging your body just right and freeing you from the heat. You’ve scoured the globe since for another pair that makes you feel like this one does, but it’s an impossible task, as only one pair of shorts at a time can ever be The One. They’ve probably started fraying by now, and maybe you’ve even patched them up already (I know I’ve sewed up mine), as you can’t bear the thought of losing your One Good Pair. They’ve been with you through thick and thin, and now that summer’s here once more, it’s their time to shine.