Find someone who likes Diet Coke as much as me. Spoiler alert – you can’t. I’m Diet Coke’s biggest fan. I spend way too much money on it. I keep all the Diet Coke employees on payroll. That’s all me. So forgive me if I sound like a psycho, but I’m a bit of a Diet Coke elitist. You think it’s the same as Coke Zero? I’ll slap you in the face. Prefer Diet Pepsi? Never speak to me again. Ask me why I can’t drink regular Coca-Cola? Flee the country, because I am coming after you.
Monday, Apr 6, 2026
