Ok, so I know this isn’t really a rage, but I’ve come to learn something important about the laws of the universe that I wish to share with you all. Nothing good can happen without being accompanied by something equally bad. Let me give you an example. Yesterday, I went thrift shopping at the Goodwill bins. The bins aren’t your average thrift shopping experience, you really have to DIG to find something worthwhile. But low and behold, after two hours of work, I happened upon the most incredible leather bomber jacket, that looked like it had been snatched straight off the back of a hardcore biker. VINTAGE! It was incredible. I thought to myself, this can’t be true, this can’t be happening. But then, as the laws of the universe declared it, my good fortune was met with bad fortune. BOOM. Car accident. Punctured radiator. Steaming hood. Totalled Honda Pilot. But not to worry, because as I leaped out of the car in fear it was going to explode, I somehow almost instinctively grabbed the jacket. I think the day’s pros outweigh the cons. https://youtu.be/XokTQSGNj3Q
Monday, Apr 6, 2026
