Dear friend, didn’t your mother teach you any manners? Here I am, pouring out my soul to you about my monstrous boss, last week’s heartbreak, and this week’s fling, when I look over to see that telltale wire coming out of one of your ears. Are you nodding your head in heartfelt agreement to my last sentence, or in time to your favorite Harry song? Listen up: if you care about me as much as you say you do, take out the earphones and give me your full attention. Otherwise, I might just have to rip them out… and that includes your ears!!! You probably wouldn’t like the sound of that.
Monday, Apr 6, 2026
