Friends and Neighbors… NOT

I think one of my upstairs neighbors fell off their bed. There’s no other explanation for why I was woken up by the loudest thump I’ve ever heard at 5:00 in the morning. My landlord warned me when I moved in that these people got a lot of complaints from the previous tenant. I didn’t think I could be too bad. My previous apartment was next to people that had daily karaoke sessions and were never satisfied with the placement of their furniture. But nothing could have prepared me for the 20 obese children running from wall to wall for hours every night. The weekly parties with music so loud I feel like I’ve been invited. It’s a bit like that frat house movie… only 50 times worse !!