You’re too f***ing well off, assholes!

You’re too f***ing well off, assholes!
Our city has lately been overrun with a new kind of trend – young adults adopting worn vintage tees and an attitude that screams “I’m above popular culture”. To all you hipsters: the jig is up. We know you bought your whole outfit retail, even though you tried your hardest to make it look second-hand. We saw you whip out Daddy’s credit card to buy those $200 indiefest concert tickets. And although your address might say “Brooklyn,” we know it’s in a Williamsburg building just as pricey as anything in Manhattan. So quit the whole anti-consumerism act, and own up to what you really are – bored rich kids playing dress-up.