Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am

Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am
Don’t turn your back on me. I am not asking for a commitment, I am not asking for you to wake up and make me some gourmet breakfast, or to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. For god’s sake, I am using you just as much as you are using me. Do you know what that means? (I won’t go into detail) but… I was freaking good, better than you Mr. and now you are going to turn your back on me? Hell to the No! I am not sure how women got this reputation of always wanting a relationship. Ugh, I bet you one day long ago, one woman actually met a guy that could screw well on the first go around, and just feel in love, and screwed it up for the rest of us. I’m a woman with needs, needs that you can’t fulfill with this quick time we spend together. (Quick being the operative word!) So, do what you can to temporarily full-fill my needs, and rub my back, spoon me, make sure I’m comfortable. Yes I said spoon me. Do something to thank me for your satisfaction, because, lets be honest. I am still waiting for some. Just because you choose to fall asleep beside me, will not make me think we are in some relationship, it just shows me you aren’t some fucking asshole, ASSHOLE. You want to create some boundaries do you? Hm… Let me think, I know how to make a boundary, does the words ‘closed for business” make sense? Thanks, and Good Night!