“… (Try and) Sing if you’re glad to be gay Sing if you’re happy that way…”

Tom Robinson Band (1978)

I think we should force everyone to get gay married so they can see first hand how awesome it is. Let’s be for real, men and women have fundamental differences, and if romantic comedies have taught me anything, it’s that they will never see eye to eye. I just want these gay marriage haters to try dating their own gender and report back to me, because I’m pretty sure the guys will be high-fiving and eating pizza in their boxers while the women spoon Ben and Jerry’s and cuddle up to Dance Moms. And then I dare them to tell me they didn’t have a good time.

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