Thanks…but No Thanks !

Thanks…but No Thanks !
 I do not want to sleep with you. I do not want your hands all over me or your slurs in my ear. Oh drunk girl, I know you need to get some but I do not want to risk bringing you home and having you throw up and pass out on my bed. I do not want to take care of you. I am not buying you another drink. I refuse to hold your hair back while you puke. I do not even know your name, but then again, you probably don’t either. Stop undressing me with your eyes; it’s just creepy. My dress won’t fit you anyway. You are ruining your friends night, getting angry at them when they bat their eyes in my direction. Sorry I want to sleep with someone who won’t be comatose in an hour. Poor drunk girl, just stop being drunk.