Sorry but Orange will NEVER be the new Black!!

Sorry but Orange will NEVER be the new Black!!
I think some people in America have an extremely embarrassing confession to make: they are all tanorexic. A condition that can be described as believing oneself to be too pale and thus spending excessive amounts of time and money on trying to become a darker shade. The word, usually reserved to described people who are excessively brown or in many unfortunate cases orange, is a pun, but also a serious problem: Orange people! These people are never satisfied with the color of their skin and believe themselves to be more attractive the darker (or oranger) they get. Spray tans, tanning beds, spending hours outside covered in body oil, there are many means of getting orange and no doubt as the sunnier weather approaches they will all be in evidence. It seems to me to be out of control. Somehow these orange people have somehow missed the memo that tanning and the UV rays cause cancer. Like smoking cigarettes, tanning gives you cancer, leathery skin, and wrinkles. How sexy is that? Just about as sexy as being orange…