“…Repeated Light Tremulous Sounds.”

I’m young and tech savvy, but I just don’t get Twitter. Who the hell
cares? Even celebrity tweets are inane and useless. I don’t care what
Ashton Kutcher had for breakfast, and I certainly don’t give a flying fuck
where Average-Joe is going for Happy Hour tonight. I don’t want to read in
140 characters or less that you just ate an awesome sandwich.  If you have
to take the time to tweet every asinine thought in your head, your life is
not interesting enough to read about. Also, anyone who uses the word
“tweet” or any variation of such in a  conversation should be punched.
Hard. Get off Twitter and get a fucking life already.