dd stands for diddly d*** … geddit?

dd stands for diddly d*** … geddit?
Why is it impossible for men to get a grip on their sexual urges? I swear the majority of them have no filter that allows them to think before they speak. I was with my mom this past weekend, and multiple times was cat called with her right next to me witnessing the whole thing. Have you no respect? I don’t like being cat-called to begin with, but with my mom there to witness it?! It feels almost grosser when you have a witness to the harassment. Do you think I’m going to start flirting with you in front of my mother? I wasn’t going to flirt with you anyways, but now I just want to spit on you. You’re gross. Pro-tip: when you hear someone cat-call you, look them dead in the eye and loudly remark “EWWW!!”. Humble that douchebag real quick.