….creeeeepy

 ….creeeeepy
This is dedicated to the guy I went on a few dates with, unfortunately, and will soon be cutting off all contact with. It is never, ever okay to call someone five times in a row every night of the week unless you are in grave danger. But, it is never acceptable to call five times, one right after the other, and then once I finally get back to you just to say “Hey, did you just walk down my block?” No, I didn’t, it’s fucking 3 in the morning and even if I did, stop being a creep. So when you start dating someone else (since you won’t be dating me for much longer) try and limit your stalker-esque calling tendencies to maybe just three at a time.