“… CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW…?”
Hello, public transportation seat neighbor. I’m sorry to hear that your spouse misses you so terribly and wishes you didn’t have to work so late, but I’m happy that you will be making it up by trying out those new “special toys” later. I’m sorry that your boss was an asshole at work today and that he might be stealing your oatmeal packets, but it’s a good thing you have a friend to call and discuss the situation for fifteen minutes. Your Chinese food order sounds delicious, really, and Moo-Shoo chicken happens to be my favorite dish as well, but honestly, shut the fuck up and stop talking so loudly on your cell phone.
