Boobies Trapped ?

Boobies Trapped ?
As a frequent visitor to New York I am prompted to ask the questions: “Do American women have nipples?” and “Why do they all have perfectly rounded breasts on the front?” It appears to someone from the Euro Zone – where figures are flaunted – that the vast majority of American bosoms look like falsies (notwithstanding that a lot are from boob jobs). This might be understandable during the day at work but even dressed to kill on a night out, perfectly round, smooth, unnatural tits? Very strange. (What makes this phenomenon even stranger is that on the rest of the body the garments fit like second skins; shorts, tights, and pants showing every nook and cranny and leaving little or nothing to the imagination. What is it with nipples guys?
Bron, fashion retailer, London