No, Einstein was a genius you overpriced little weed

No, Einstein was a genius you overpriced little weed
After almost five months with a keyboard that wouldn’t type 6 or 7, I finally decided to man up and take the damn thing to the A****store. The mall could be deserted, but the A**** store is guaranteed to be a zoo (sometimes literally, with kids on leashes and puppies in handbags). Hi, my laptop is broken and I need customer service…yes, I bought your overpriced extended warrantee. I have to make an appointment? No appointments until 3 p.m. tomorrow? Fine. I returned to an equally crowded scene from an Hieronymus Bosch painting
the next day and manage to navigate to the check-in desk. Enter genius boy. “Your laptop is dented”. Yes, I know that, but it doesn’t affect it – but I do need my 6 and 7. They’re both in my phone number, after all. “That will be $700 to fix the dent.” Thank you for your help.