“These Boots Are Made For Walking…”

My life has become a constant question of what shoes to wear. I’m tired of the neverending war between fashion and function. And it’s even worse since I’m a pisces! (Let me explain: every zodiac sign has a body part that they tend to have issues with. For pisces, it’s feet. My mother is also a pisces and I spent my childhood peeling away the calluses from her big toes.) Anyways, I have to walk about three miles a day to make it to school and I also happen to live in one of the hilliest cities in America. So the question always is: do I wear my comfy shoes or these super cute boots that look good with every outfit? It depends on how much fire I have in me that day, how much complaining I think my roommate can handle, and how much cuter I want to look. My roommate is definitely getting tired of my complaining.