Yeah Right!!

Yeah Right!!
It’s rush hour, and 100 people that don’t know each other are crammed in a single subway car, falling on top of each other. Short people are trying to find oxygen, fat people are trying to find a corner to move to, and tall people are trying not to step on everyone else. We start to pull up to the station, and before the train even stops someone behind you says “Excuse me” and waits expectantly for you to move so they can be closer to the doors when they open. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I can’t move, I hate life at the moment, and you seriously expect me to move. Maybe I’m getting off at this station, hm? Maybe, since I’m closer to the door, we should wait and see what happens. While I’m at it: I don’t care how badly you want to sit down—let people getting off exit the train first!